Scream and run in circles.

Grab the nearest weapon… even if it’s a frying pan.

Hide and wait for it all to pass.

Try talking to the zombies. Maybe they just need love.

An impenetrable wall. Nothing gets in.

An arsenal of weapons. Pew pew!

A well-equipped kitchen. I won’t survive without snacks.

A comfy corner for my post-apocalypse naps.

A machete. Quick and deadly.

My phone. I need to record this for TikTok.

A backpack full of supplies… that weighs more than I do.

A megaphone. If I’m going down, I’m going down screaming.

Join them—more people = more safety.

Steal their stuff and run.

Take charge and make them build a giant shelter.

Hide and watch them… just in case they’re zombies in disguise.

Aim for the head, action-movie style.

Set traps and watch them fall.

Run until they get tired (do zombies get tired?).

Hide and wait for someone else to take care of them.

Build a new society. Time to make history.

Relax and take a vacation. I deserve it!

Keep training. You never know if the zombies will come back.

Ask if anyone else misses the internet.