Alright team, set up the EMF readers and get those cameras rolling!

Nope! I'm out! My insurance doesn't cover spectral claw marks!

Ooh, a ghost! Can I get its autograph?

Time for a quick nap in the van, someone wake me when it's safe.

Spirit Box responses! Time for a chat with our chilly friend.

Ghost Orbs! They're so pretty when they float around.

Fingerprints! The ghost clearly needs a good hand-washing.

A really nice warm blanket. This cold is getting ridiculous.

Definitely a Banshee! Sounds like a serenade of doom.

A Phantom! It's playing mind games with us.

Perhaps a Goryo? They love a good song and dance.

Probably just a friendly neighborhood ghost trying to audition for The Voice.

Bolt for the nearest locker or closet! Hide and hope it passes.

Grab a smudge stick and light it up! Time for some ghostly aromatherapy.

Stand perfectly still and hope the ghost thinks you're a really convincing mannequin.

Yell, Surprise! It's a party! and hope it gets confused.

My sanity is too high! The ghost thinks I'm a party pooper.

The lights are on! Ghosts are shy of the spotlight.

I'm not asking the right questions! Are you friendly? is just too vague.

I forgot to bring the ghost a cup of coffee. They need their caffeine too!

Run! Run like the wind! Don't look back!

Immediately drop all your items and pray the ghost goes for your equipment instead.

Try to communicate with it! Maybe it just wants a hug.

Close your eyes and count to ten, maybe it's just a really loud mouse.

The sweet, sweet sound of the van door closing.

Cashing in all that hard-earned money! Time for upgrades!

Bragging rights to your less-brave friends.

Knowing you survived another encounter with the supernatural (and didn't wet yourself).